zachdewd's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DRAIN THE MAIN VEIN]

Hah hah! Wow! So edgy and creative! Having a man commit suicide is so hilarious, and then having a parody commercial is just SOOOO origional, I can't believe it hasn't been done before! Oh and what a plot twist, having the commercial guy kill everyone, because everyone dying is such an origional punchline!

No, that was all sarcasm this is just a generic offensive as possible flash that isn't clever at all and makes me sad that someone with such great animating talent wasted there time on this.

But hey, As I just said this was animated pretty well, So I have to give you some good boy points for that.

[Chicken Butt]

Cute stuff

[Sawnik Da Hejhort (COLLAB)]

I don't know how or why I was an inspriation, but it was ok I guess.

[Pokemon Omeger Rubyer Part 2]

That fucking contest bit was insane.

mattyburrito responds:

thanks for watching it!

[The Killer Of Limburg (Dutch movie)]

This isn't even animation, also, get more than one sound effect testicle ticklers.

[Hey That's Offensive!]

To me, honestly, this wan't funny at all, theres a thing called the rule of three and you just throw that out the window and drive this joke into the ground and by the end I get it and I know what's coming because you just do it over and over AND OVER again.

Also, the voice acting on the purple guy was so cringe worthy, it sounded like he was holding back the whole time with that tone of fake anger in his voice, like his mom is in the house and he doesn't want to be too loud or else he'll get in trouble for saying dick.

That's another thing, If your gonna have a dick in your cartoon, and only show the balls, then you might as well show the whole thing at that point because there's no hiding it anymore, it's not like the balls aren't as bad as the shaft and the head, no the dick and balls is all the same amount of priority.

The animation was nothing to write home about either, it's just the same lame old cyanide and happyness-esque stuff we've all seen before, and you don't even put any effort into it.

I'm only gonna give you two stars because that Nickleback impersonation did make me smile at the end

Cheetoh responds:

the reason why the purple guy sounds like that is because that's how his character is. That is his personality. He is not this loud, aggressive, assertive guy, he is this shy guy who occasionally attempts to stick up for himself but it never works. Also, it was just a little bit of the balls showing, it's not like I had both balls hanging out. To me, having the jokes be a little predictable can be charming because it can engage the audience into how absolutely ridiculous and bewildering the situation is, and makes the pay off better leaving the viewer with a positive taste in their mouth. As for the animation, yeah it's similar to cyanide and happiness, but that show has such simple character designs it's hard to not think of it too. The characters did their thing, they told the story, and it resonated with many people so I'm happy about that. Thanks for the review though, I do enjoy the criticism. I hope what I said made sense, it's 3 am and i'm exhausted

[Mexico´s Economy]

The punch line is lost on me because you sound like your just choking on a giant cock and balls.

Please speak more clearly for you flash so I can actually appreaciate it.

drainzerhg responds:

i need to re-record the voice, but besides, i´m making fun of the guy too

[Pikachu's Plight]

You got me with that twist man, it was pretty funny.

Also you have really nice looking lines for flash.

[Funny Advertisement - SAVE BIG! SAVE NOW! (Satire)]

The voice over was nice, but the animation wasn't that good, it was just tweening, unless you were doing what a commercial pretty much does with it's animation.

AnimatedCritic responds:

Thanks for sharing!

I usually try not to defend, but just in case someone else sees this and is influenced by it, I do have to mention that there is plenty of slow-in / slow-out, and even a little squash and stretch (e.g., bowling, chalk, dollar bills going into bank).

The areas that are plain old tweens with even spacing (e.g., letter V transitions) are, in fact, meant to look like it would be done in this style for this sort of work.

Just so it's clear that I actually know what I'm doing. Whether someone likes my work or not would be a different question, of course.

Thanks again for sharing!

[Not In My Version Of America]

THis was a hilaruos cartoon, loved the part where the guy whipped out his dick.

Loved the character designs, they were filled with personality.